I bought eggs at the grocery store. Like, a lot of eggs.
I made sure to ask the cashier/bagger to bag them separate.
I took extra care when putting them in the cart on my way out of the store.
After loading the groceries into the van, I brought the eggs into the passenger seat to be safe.
I pulled into the driveway, grabbed the eggs, opened the door, and the bag breaks…
…eggs all over the driveway. I salvaged 3 of 24. Good times.